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Indecent SMS Jokes

☻ This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again…… Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it,
ugly git!!

☻ RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well

☻ Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.☻ Ive got a tongue that’ll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss
me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.☻ Don’t be sad… don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was ugly too…☻ Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat
the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT’S SHOWTIME!☻ I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my
bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark☻ What did one saggy boob
say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support people are going to think we’re nuts!
☻ Why are women like parking spaces?… Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!☻ A girl phoned me
the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home☻ According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN’S
BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men’s room 5.ANUS-emergency room

☻ Hi i’m an alien i’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching….. searching….. searching….. sorry no chicks
found. conclusion, your are gay!
☻ I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my
Siemen all over her Nokias!

☻ Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut
down & fucked her again!
☻Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

☻23 useless things in a man’s body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don’t laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse

☻Cocktail Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat
makes u cum!

☻Cat and the Sausage A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻ NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan…50,000 dead…U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement
paki’s!!!☻ i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin…..☻ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny,
well…Enough about ME! How about you?☻ Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out,
pull my nipples til i shout☻ Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!☻ sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temtation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you
understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?☻ BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy☻ GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??